Hilarious Facebook Updates By Ladies And Men

FACEBOOK UPDATES BY FEMALES:

1. I’m bored who wanna take me out ? ? ? ?
Just now
150 likes · 80 comments

2. Oh my God! I missed my period.
3 minutes ago
200 likes · 305 comments.

3. I’m watching porn alone, hmmm. Who wanna join me? ? ? ?
4 minutes ago
880 likes · 1,420 comments

4. Pic uploads
2 minutes ago
350likes . 620 comments

FACEBOOK UPDATES BY MALES:

1. God is good
10 hours ago
2 like · 0 comment

2. I need a girl friend.
16 hours ago
0 like · 0 comment

3. Pic upload
April 5th 12:07pm
3 like . 1 comment

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